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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	264	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3841
Players Killed by Monsters:	6337	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DesperateFun

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival

A great server for all your best PVP, Factions, COD Zombies, and more!!! We have lots of fun and creation. DesperateFun is a new server, but has a long history. Check out http://www.desperatefun.com and our server website desperate fun.buycraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magic Items Found:	4861
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DestinyLegion

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are a up and coming Minecraft Network, we have a great community, we have a great management team who will take this small network to the next level!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DauntlessMC

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

Dauntless MC is a network and it currently has: OP Factions, Skyblock, and Creative. We are experienced in giving the players a great player experience. We are open to suggestions and will consider those suggestions. We hope to see you around the server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GommeHD Network

Mini Games

GommeHD Network – Mini Games

Game modes: – BedWars – Trouble in Minecraft – Conquest – EnderGames – RageMode – Surf – SurvivalGames – AuraPvP | Event

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5774	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Musk Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Musk Factions: Join today for the ultimate factions gameplay!

We are a brand new and improving server that is all about factions, We base everything upon the following:

> Grief > Raid > Pvp > Factions

We have some of the top notch plugins and staff to make your expierience at Musk Factions unforgettable.

We are Musk, “We define pvp”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magic Items Found:	8105	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MerlionMC

Survival

😀 Join MerlionMC Today! 😀 Active and Friendly Staffs, Unique Survival,1.8,Mythic Mobs,24/7! Join Us Today! IP: 158.69.18.124 Main Rules On The Server: – No Griefing! – No Insulting At Players Or On The Server! – No Advertisement! – No Hacking! More To Be On The Server Rules Board! Rules Set To Let Players Have A Enjoyable and Comfortable Server To Play In! If You Have Any Queries,You Can Look For Our Staff! They Are Online Now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CribexMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CribexMC is a death-match player vs. player type server. Your goal is to kill players, earn money, and buy better gear. You will also be able to enchant the gear you have purchased. EXP dispensers and enchantment tables are in what we call, the towers, in the middle of the map.

Our goal/the goal of this server is to improve the player’s PvP skills, while creating a fun community where players become friends.

CribexMC Team

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4329	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5907	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Chill craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Extreamly chill and fun server amazing staff and community nearly everyone who joins has fun if they stay

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	119
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PudgeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.pudgecraft.com PudgeCraft Survival PudgeCraft KitPvP

Survival focused with hints of PvP combat. Inside of the Survival server you are able to gather resources, form a guild, and head into PvP combat against others and fight for your claim to fame! If combat isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We have a custom economy system and measures to keep your villages safe!

Server: – Online 24/7, around the clock! – Strong DDoS protection. – VERY experienced custom builders and developers. – ALWAYS new updates and maintenance. – ACTIVE staff team for all time zones. – AMAZING survival server community.

Come join our network during it’s rebirth and experience the growth!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	5318
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.