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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	674447

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

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The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	527322

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6