Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Potions Brewed: 122 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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