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CraftyRejects

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Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyHalalCafe

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so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MenacePixelmon

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Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	915	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CookCraftCo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MissileDefenseCraft

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lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nail Clipping Simulator

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7287	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7414
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3