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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4568 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)
