HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mob Arenas

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE

Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DangerSb (beta)

PvP, Skyblock

TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

simpvp.net

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wild West Frontier

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Terramining II

Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

crafties smp

Raiding, Survival

a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MegaCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UnderLands

Mini Games

Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

From Inforty

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pwn9 YASMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.