HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	2706	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Items Found:	8635
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.