/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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