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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Farms Harvested: 301 Enchantments Applied: 127

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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