Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Server
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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Towns Built: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Emeralds Found: 3528
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ores Mined: 5581 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 360 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Crops Grown: 4778

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1654 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 408 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Animals Bred: 187
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8686
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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