Hobania | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyHeist: No Consequences

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Animals Bred:	156
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3391	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

Allowed, Anarchy, cracked server, Discord, Discord link, exploits, good luck, hacking clients, Join, Lifesmp, lifesteal plugin, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, rules, smp, start in 7 days, Version 1.21.4, welcome, Whitelist, x-ray

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	542385
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	83

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	259
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	5873
New Chunks Explored:	982330	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7058	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	677	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	133	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2541
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	154	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8644
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	163	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Farms Harvested:	609
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3