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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9353 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hillbilly Olympics, where players compete in events like Cow Tipping and Pig Racing for the chance to win a golden shovel (because who needs a trophy when you can have a shovel, right?).
So grab your overalls and straw hat, because on our server, the only thing more plentiful than diamonds is moonshine! Yeehaw!