Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 324

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 71 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Crops Grown: 2524 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchantments Applied: 161
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Animals Bred: 172

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Towns Built: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Farms Harvested: 982
    Dimension Hops: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Villages Defended: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Animals Bred: 41
    Villages Defended: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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