Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	1982
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	7040
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Potions Brewed:	177
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5239

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	99	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4917
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5528
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	874

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	122

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mines Excavated:	2235	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	2687	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.