Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ores Mined:	4762
Players Killed by Monsters:	6680	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	5810
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	260	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	647
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6488
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Emeralds Found:	7259	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	60

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4356	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!