Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 000, 000 equipment, 40, 400 hours, Blasts, dumb, Equipment, goober, Goober spent $40, hi-fi, hi-fi audio, Hifi, high school, High school twat, Listening room, Minecraft, Mixes, nobody, Phone speaker, smp, Sounds good, Speaker, staging, Turdmeme

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8458	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1133	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ores Mined:	3550
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8645	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	2341	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	1092	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Emeralds Found:	4486	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.