Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ores Mined:	649	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Star Shards Collected:	72

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6300	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crops Grown:	2382	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	752	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.