Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	2285

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ores Mined:	1034

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2339	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Farms Harvested:	338
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2868	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.