Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	2014
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9343	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7543
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	507	Ores Mined:	9270
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	7424	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	76
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.