Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2873	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Void Gems Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9677	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crops Grown:	1255	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	286
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	556	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.