Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5407	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	3244

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	4541

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	96
Towns Built:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2625	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Crops Grown:	2424	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	230
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8454	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	9681
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!