Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	284	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2674	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crops Grown:	1617
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6690

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3796	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2673	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Emeralds Found:	763
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.