Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	2232
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	865	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2565	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Villages Defended:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7142	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.