Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3208
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	4008	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4218
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.