Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	577327

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Magic Items Found:	2655
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Magic Items Found:	2537	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.