Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	633
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	2213	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1128	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6524
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	7891
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2435	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	744106
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	217889	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3571
Dragon Eggs Found:	2638	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	620	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	874	Magic Items Found:	4757

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
New Chunks Explored:	138930	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	443
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	840
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.