Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2015	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3743	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Potions Brewed:	200	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4380	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	97

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	720

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Farms Harvested:	401	Alien Abductions:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3271	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.