Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3602
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8221	Void Gems Collected:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.