Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	227	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5470
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	846

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Animals Bred:	63	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crops Grown:	2207
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Some

Creative

Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MCNSA Vanilla

Creative, Survival

MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!