Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	543593	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crops Grown:	4440
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1687
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Items Found:	1932

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	125754
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1847	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	New Chunks Explored:	917458
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ores Mined:	6424
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.