Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Animals Bred:	178
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	5762	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Givmehdiamonds Server

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.