Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Star Shards Collected:	186
Buildings Constructed:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	8533	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Buildings Constructed:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Players Killed by Monsters:	9990	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5071

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	3660	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.