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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 9517 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
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