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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5839 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
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