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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5806 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
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