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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5249 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
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