Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Starplusbdxy

    Starplusbdxy

    Please Join the server and enjoy the server

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EuphoriaMC

    EuphoriaMC

    EuphoriaMC – Survival server with a twist. Hearts don’t regenerate from a full hunger bar. To regenerate hearts, you can use health potions, natural regeneration effects, or our special custom plugin which allows you to create custom items to fill your health bar. A full list of these can be found on our discord (#health-regen-help channel) or ingame. EuphoriaMC offers a guaranteed good time, friendly community, and a professional but nice staff team.

    Join now and experience Euphoria at: play.euphoriamc.net

    Note: you can toggle pvp using /pvp

    To get in contact with us, join our discord! https://discord.gg/Xfb5N5q Want to keep the server up and running and have some nice perks while doing it? Donate at euphoriamc.tebex.io

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Ketchup Anarchy

    Ketchup Anarchy

    No OPs, no moderators, no rules. Vanilla PVP Enabled Started on 2020-02-16

    All news and updates will be published at the following address: https://pastebin.com/raw/nbhW456p

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1067 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The aquatic smp

    The aquatic smp

    Join The Aquatic Server. Here are some of the features of our SMP

    ✅ Cracked Support✅ Bedrock Support✅ Latest Version and Past Version Support✅ 105 Custom Biomes✅ Custom World Generation✅ Custom Items✅ 230 New foods✅ Always Online✅ Lag-Free + Central Hosting✅ Great Community✅ Content Creator Haven✅ Builders and PvPers welcome✅ Custom Nether and End✅ Quality of Life Plugins

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 420 Craft

    420 Craft

    Hi we are 420craft we are a new survival server and we would love you to join us and enjoy our pvp server.

    Owner: FsMz_Trinity Discord Server:https://discord.gg/es96Gj3

    We are currently Hiring developers,Builders,Admins, VIP packages are available.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 223 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Terminum

    Terminum

    Terminum is an Anarchy server where you can join from 1.12.2 to the last version, but the main version is 1.17.1. There are no rules, everything is allowed. You can do whatever you want.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lastaland

    Lastaland
    Server IP: lastaland.my.to

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockLoungeClub

    BlockLoungeClub

    BlockLoungeClub is a very cool server! Servers: Kingdoms/Factions Join this exciting Factions/Kingdoms/Geopolitics server, forge allies, make enemies, raid, trade, buy, sell, everything you could possibly require EVER.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GameLandCity

    GameLandCity

    Come to the city and roleplay! Or you may sign up to work here as well! then you are allowed to build a lot of stuff to rp in/out!

    –Warning– Ask Chara (=#6358 To beta test becausewe dont accept people that dont ask… And join this https://discord.gg/YyqVNQs

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dimensional towny

    Dimensional towny

    Dimensional Towny is a minecraft server that aims to bring a community of likeminded towny enjoyers together. On this server, players have flight while within their towns or allied towns, and can explore the world of supernaturals such as vampires or werewolves. If supernatural exploration is not your style, perhaps grabbing a drink in an inn while discussing your accomplishments or just fooling around with friends may do.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NebulaMC | Skyblock

    NebulaMC | Skyblock

    Welcome to NebulaMC! We offer a unique Skyblock experience like no other. With a small, incredible, and efficient staff team, we make sure your experience is in the right hands. We’d love to have you on. Come check us out. You won’t be disappointed.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Animals Bred: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrimdarkTigy server

    GrimdarkTigy server

    a small kitpvp server with no players. it has no players so i dont know if things work, leave feedback in the server chat

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Mystralmc

    Mystralmc

    👉 IP NORMAL: Play.MystralMC.com👉 IP BEDROCK: Play.MystralMC.com | Puerto : 19132👉 STORE: https://store.mystralmc.com/👉 DISCORD: https://discord.gg/CcFt3zaYrc

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ZakZak

    ZakZak

    Dutch Minecraft Survival Server: Looking for a fun Minecraft Survival server with an active discord server? Then ZakZak is a good choice!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SCP Secret Laboratory

    SCP Secret Laboratory

    Welcome to SCPF Site 20! This site belongs to The SCP Foundation! The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization documented by the web-based collaborative-fiction project of the same name. Within the website’s fictional setting, the SCP Foundation is responsible for locating and containing individuals, entities, locations, and objects that violate natural law (referred to as SCPs). (NEW MAP!) Powered by Spigot. Creator is luigik99

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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