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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7229 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 359 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Votes: | 9011 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.