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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1130 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.