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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8840 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.