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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1967 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 843 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!