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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2330 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 318 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!