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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8224 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3809 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!