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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3460 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9972 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!