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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1681 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!