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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2164 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!