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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1788 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Votes: | 1603 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!