yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Buildings Constructed: 34 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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