yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 29 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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