yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Towns Built: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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